“I’ve never seen someone murder a corpse, but that’s happening right now on my TV” – Sky News Australia absolutely rips Dementia Joe in debate analysis

07/08/2024 / By S.D. Wells

Never has a U.S. President served who was not only demented, but suffering from dementia, and so bad, that he can’t even put two sentences together without losing his whole train of thought. Conservative Sky News Australia has reviewed and analyzed the debate of the century and has many brilliant points to make about Demented Dark Brandon and his continued downward spiral of dementia, that was on display for the whole world to see, for 90 minutes straight.

At many stretches during the debate, Slow Joe looked like he was either lost, trying to memorize Obama’s written notes, sleeping or simply standing while deceased. Trump simply wielded every tool on his belt to destroy the dying senior. Some might say it was such a disastrous performance by Biden, that Trump basically “murdered the corpse.”

According to Biden at the debate, girls across America are being raped by their sisters, and his administration is trying to stop them from crossing state lines

After berating President Trump for attending the funeral of a girl who was murdered by an illegal immigrant, Dark Brandon went on to say that there’s a much bigger problem than what Trump is pointing out. Apparently, American girls everywhere are being raped by their sisters (not sure what “news” Brandon is watching, or if he’s just having daydreams about this). Never to worry though, because Biden claims to be stopping them at state lines to try to repair this massive nationwide issue. Apparently, there’s a massive incest wave of activity across the world, and Biden is focused on stopping the perpetrators from crossing state lines (after he helps the forensics team sniff the girl’s hair for “evidence”).

Next, Biden says he’s going to “Reduce the federal debt by $150 billion dollars over ten years? What? This while printing trillions of dollars to give to Neo-Nazis in Ukraine and to his crackhead son Hunter. But wait, there’s more. According to Dementia Joe, there are 1,000 trillionaires in the USA right now. Wow. It was difficult for Resident Biden to talk without reading teleprompters, and without Obama speaking into his earpiece. It was dismal, and now he’s depressed and stressed.

Biden tried to re-memorize his botched note cards while Trump was speaking, that’s why Brandon stared downward the whole time, and looked like he was taking powernaps. He needed Jill to come save him every time he hit the stutter, stumble, fumble and bewilderment voids of dementia. After the debate, the humanoid, drugged-up, drug-crashing C3PO-Brandon did in fact need Jill to come get him at the podium, where he froze up and completely and utterly forgot who he is, where he was and what just happened.

Biden also BEAT MEDICAID, if you were unaware. He beat it. Like a head cold or a drug addiction. Folks, Biden has defeated Medicaid. He won. He is the victor. It was all just a contest, and Biden has come out on top. Also, why, according to Biden, are all obstetricians male? Biden thinks so.

Plus, why was Biden so angry, screaming at Trump like a 5^th grader screaming on playground “you’re a sucker!” and “you’re a loser!” It must be because Trump pointed out that Biden’s son is a criminal, a pervert and a crackhead.

At the debate, Biden and his Demoncrats never addressed all their main platforms for turning America into a communist hellhole

Where were all the important talks for the liberals? Isn’t that what Biden and his freakshow regime represent? Why not talk about gender fluidity, children getting genital-mutilation surgery without their parents’ consent, and biological men wearing makeup competing in women’s sports?

Why not talk about how the Democrats are getting rid of all gas-powered vehicles as soon as possible?

Why not cover all this global warming stuff that the Democrats in DC say is the biggest threat to mankind right now? Hasn’t everyone noticed there are no beaches anymore and every continent has shrunk by 1,000s of miles? No?

Why not talk about having peace talks with Russia, Israel and Palestine, instead of amplifying threats, bombing innocent civilians and wasting hundreds of billions of U.S. taxpayer money? Is it bomb first, ask questions and negotiate later?

Where was talk of improving U.S. infrastructure, school curriculum and solving the poverty and drug crisis in every metropolitan city in America right now?

Why didn’t Biden talk about seizing all citizens guns, since there are so many mass shootings on his watch, and it’s always the guns’ fault?